Our evening newspapers report that every light in our town has switched on suddenly. Unplugging the plug or switching off the switch is useless. The lamps, nightlights, streetlights, flashlights, and headlights of our town all refuse to stop beaming. It is a lovely surprise: the soft song of one million light bulbs humming along in harmony. We stare at the beautiful glow of our small world and wonder why, content with the silent response gleaming there as an answer before our wide-open eyes.

oh, fandom. oh, phoenix wright.

new hobby: speeding up and down quaker hill, windows open, 'smack my bitch up' playing.



but whatever.

I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!

I went to the diner with Kayo today because she is back in New York for a hot minute, and I ordered hot chocolate, but it never made it to the table. I finally asked the waitress, with a level of awkward that only I can achieve, "Um. My hot chocolate ... I was just wondering where it was? Because, y'know, I was worried that something bad ... happened."

The waitress just looked at me and finally said, "It's okay. I'll go grab it."

And this is why we can't have nice things. Because I am strange in public.

MY LIFE GOES FROM SHIT TO AWESOME IN FIVE SECONDS FLAT. I DON'T GET IT. It's like the universe is trying to make my head spin. Well, I'm not complaining. As per usual I can only explain how I feel inside through the use of music videos from youtube. I now declare 'Perfect Exceeder' to be my SUMMER JAM DAMN YOU icyham. ENJOY

Here is undeniable proof that my Mom is the best thing ever. Today she came home with a bottle of Coca-Cola Blak for me. Why? Because months ago I showed her this episode of The Show:



There is nothing quite like screaming, "HOLY SHIT THAT'S BLACK!" and "HOLY CRAP ON MOM'S SHOES!" across the house at each other while trying to see who could drink the fastest. So there you have it. Ultra Mom Contest, ended forever.

Work was good, there was a giant thunderstorm and we were worried the hotel would lose power, but it didn't. I ran out to my car in the downpour and got completely soaked for the ride home. The minute I turned the key, the rain stopped. Amazing. I think I'm joining a gym near work. It has a pool, and this is thrilling to me. Chris went back to school and I feel very relieved. His behavior is worsening and my parents refuse to accept reality. I have to buy professional clothing. I will use this as an excuse to get my first Hot Bitch Suit ™. But only if said Hot Bitch Suit ™ is affordable. Which basically eliminates everything.

I need more Darwin Tremor icons. I need more icons in general. HELP A GIRL OUT Y'ALL. NM I GOT THIS